Welcome, you inarticulate human!
How are you? Do not worry, I do not expect you to answer in a grammatically correct way. Now I know that you may be insulted by my words. It is okay, 70% of people in the world do not know how to speak in a grammatically correct way. 70% of statistics are made up. Do not panic, my statistics are the 30%.
World of Rice and Noodles